Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
nuhhh i wish i had money and time for all the things. walk the moon is gonna be in seattle on oct 8th and i want to go so baaaad. not to mention holy child and echosmith and say anything and twenty one pilots and bleachers hhuhhgmmhmh
and jason webley too but i have my frickin life set on that bc jack might be able to join me??? and that’d make me super happy. i do get to see bastille tho so i’m p excited about that i’m just a selfish loser ugh
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes