cat puns freak meowt

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

doodleedoos:

some boopers

doodleedoos:

some boopers

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

They say that time flies, 
but you keep breaking its wings.
Tablo, “Eyes, Nose, Lips” (via larmoyante)

nuhhh i wish i had money and time for all the things. walk the moon is gonna be in seattle on oct 8th and i want to go so baaaad. not to mention holy child and echosmith and say anything and twenty one pilots and bleachers hhuhhgmmhmh

and jason webley too but i have my frickin life set on that bc jack might be able to join me??? and that’d make me super happy. i do get to see bastille tho so i’m p excited about that i’m just a selfish loser ugh

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes